tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62970122009-02-21T03:04:52.025-08:00No Pundit TendedThe newest blog on the block, fighting the nefarious forces of specis liberalusChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1097512279832646342004-10-11T09:25:00.000-07:002004-10-11T09:31:19.833-07:00John wants America to stick our collective heads in the sandCheck out wat Lileks had to say about Kerry's Terrorism as a nuisance statement. Someone gimme "Hallelujah."
" A nuisance?
I don’t want the definition of success of terrorism to be
“it isn’t on the rise.” I want the definition of success to be “free democratic
states in the Middle East and the cessation of support of those governments and
fascist states we haven’t gotten around to kicking in Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1097258750671962862004-10-08T11:29:00.000-07:002004-10-08T11:05:50.670-07:00Back on the job!(I do realize I'm talking to an empty room, by the way... But hey, you gotta start somewhere!)
Since I last actively participated in the Blogosphere, the world has changed; Afghanastan lurches ever closer towards joining the free world, and Iraq is slowly but surely moving towards free elections. Parts of the world are waking up to the horrors of Islamofascism, while other parts continue to Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1075389898252080502004-01-29T07:13:00.000-08:002004-01-29T07:27:10.263-08:00If you don't hate the French yet, read this:Why isn't this the lead story in all the papers? Why does the Eifel Tower still stand?? FRANCE RECEIVED OIL-BRIBES FROM IRAQ
Here is the giant list of other countries who were bought off by Saddam, in an attempt to build opposition to the war. The list names specific names; we'll see in the near future, if our pal Mr. Cherac turns up on this list.
I'm sorry, but there is nothing funny Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1074613999845044342004-01-20T07:21:00.000-08:002004-01-20T12:09:29.686-08:00Kerry has great hair, Rowdy Dean blows a gasketIt's official: Iowans love a man with a $150.00 haircut, while Skeletor (a.k.a. Dick Gephardt) has been vanquished to Castle Greyskull. Howard Dean was rushed to a local hospital after he started bleeding from his ears; doctors state the condition is a direct result of his Hulk-a-mania style concession/crazy speech.
President Bush will address the nation tonite in his State of the Union Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1074531665920333642004-01-19T08:02:00.000-08:002004-01-19T09:03:52.826-08:00Big day for the DemsWell folks, the day is finally here. The day when Iowans vote for the person who will take away the highest percentage of their income, generally ignore morality, and wave daffodils at international terrorists. That's right, it's Caucus Day!
And what a selection the Iowans have! 1)A lazy-eyed ski-bunny who supports wife-beaters and Saddam Hussein, 2) An anti-war, Hanoi Jane supporting Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1074279673668588682004-01-16T10:39:00.000-08:002004-01-16T12:45:35.716-08:00Filthy LiesI'm normally pretty nice to people, but I've taken up arms agains Glenn Reynolds in the meatgrinder know as the Great Blog War. Thus, it is my duty to spread filthy lies about this traffic-hog, with the hopes of unseating him from his unclean throne.
Here's the scoop:
Two nights ago as I was taking the trash out, I heard a strange whimpering coming from behind my garage. I peeked my head Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1074181565672734422004-01-15T07:10:00.000-08:002004-01-16T12:46:26.436-08:00Is Saddam pro-black people?A bunch of silly people are going to shout into bullhorns today, when President Bush pays respect to Martin Luther King. Apparently, the protesters think that Dr. King would have supported Saddam Hussein's nefarious rule.
I don't think that's the case, unless Saddam coupled his torturous ways with being super nice to black people.
"I have a dream, that one day rape and torture will be Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1073506824956202512004-01-07T12:15:00.000-08:002004-01-16T12:47:15.860-08:00Europe = Poor Space ExplorationIt appears that our friends across the pond aren't very good at exploring mars , among other things (i.e. defending yourself from Hitler, and operating a backbone). The guys at NASA should send our kick-ass Mars expolorer over to Europe's Beagle crapheap, and spray paint "USA" on it. Then, they should take a picture and broadcast it all over the world. Then, as a really funny stunt, they Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1073504272986209582004-01-07T11:32:00.001-08:002004-01-16T12:47:54.670-08:00Gas-Pumpin' GhandiI just read that Hillary Clinton knew Ghandi back when he used to run a gas station. She later apologized for making the statement, but I'm not sure why. Ghandi was a great gas-pumper.
"Vedy good sir! Fill 'er up today? Peace on earth!"
The guy was super friendly. But you could rob the place pretty easily, I remember. Crooks would point a gun in his face, and Ghandi would just sit down Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1073501167354701742004-01-07T10:28:00.000-08:002004-01-16T12:48:49.326-08:00One of my core beliefs...I think I should also mention my feelings about Michael Moore, as they are pretty important to who I am, as a person:
Michael Moore makes the hair stand up on my arms, as if some sick kid was grinding his nails down a blackboard. Grinding them so hard, and with so much force, that the nails actually peel back, and bloody streaks blaze parallel lines down the blackboard. My stomach clenches up Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6297012.post-1073491269925567172004-01-07T08:01:00.000-08:002004-01-07T10:14:24.170-08:00Hello, blogosphere.
I never thought I would I would participate in the verb "blog," but I am now compelled to do so. The utter lunacy of this world ignites in me an urge to vent, to act, and to childishly insult those who think differently from me.
Howard dean has a slight lazy eye, I believe. Do you want leaders of the world to think we'd elect someone with a lazy eye? I sure don't. And Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09426786392275395338noreply@blogger.com